Welcome to the best video game cheats.
My name is Derek and I'll be wasting my life looking up cheat codes so you don't have to!
As for my credentials, I am a serious video game addict with too much free time on my hands. I have spent countless hours of frustration in front of my television set screaming obscenities at various games.
I am the reason Xbox Online has player reputation ratings.
Yes, I have a PS3, XBox 360 and a Nintendo Wii as well as a PSP and a Nintendo DS. (Nerds, launch your wood!)
It's possible that I may have a video game addiction.
My person preference is first person shooter games as well as Roll playing games, but I shall try my best to cover all the genres for you.
So I take it that you are here because you are ready to destroy [insert game name here] because of the countless hours of your life that you have wasted in front of your TV set trying to beat your game of choice.
You've probably realized that you could have been out doing better things with your life like making new friends, getting a tan, or "HOLY SH*T!" actually meeting a member of the opposite sex!
After realizing what you COULD have been doing with your life instead trying to beat the d*mned game, you will probably become enraged. Now you want to beat that piece of sh*t game at all costs -and you're not too proud to ask for help. That's why I'm doing this. I'm here to help.
Or, perhaps you just want to play as an invisible goat running around with an M1-Grand during WWII, killing everything in sight. You're invincible because after all you're an INVISIBLE goat! If that is your desire, let me know and I'll do my best to find a cheat for you too!
So once again, WELCOME to "the best video game cheats," I hope I can help your dominate your game of choice so you too can yell "WOOT!"